I never FART on airplanes.... but just this one time I thought, hmmmm, maybe I'd try it. So I did. A short story, written by Adam DeGraff, just for TDF's friends and fans.
So, as you probably know, I play the violin. Rock violin to be exact. I travel.... A LOT. Too much actually, but that's another story. Last night I played a swanky gig with Jim Caruso at the Magic Castle in LA. I wore a coat and a tie.... something I never, EVER, do. But that's the rules at the castle and, honestly, it's such a cool place, I didn't mind. It was a good show.
I woke up early this morning to catch my flight out of town. Headed to New Mexico for my next show. Anyway, I was feeling good because I was flying Southwest airlines, which I love. Everything was going well. I got to the airport with time to spare. My bags weighed in just under 50 pounds each. My boarding number was A19, so my fiddle was sure to find an open overhead. On top of that, the flight was only half full, [...]
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So, as you probably know, I play the violin. Rock violin to be exact. I travel.... A LOT. Too much actually, but that's another story. Last night I played a swanky gig with Jim Caruso at the Magic Castle in LA. I wore a coat and a tie.... something I never, EVER, do. But that's the rules at the castle and, honestly, it's such a cool place, I didn't mind. It was a good show.
I woke up early this morning to catch my flight out of town. Headed to New Mexico for my next show. Anyway, I was feeling good because I was flying Southwest airlines, which I love. Everything was going well. I got to the airport with time to spare. My bags weighed in just under 50 pounds each. My boarding number was A19, so my fiddle was sure to find an open overhead. On top of that, the flight was only half full, [...]